| nickname: | The General |
| class of: | 2000 |
| first season: | fall 1996 (8 seasons!!) |
| biggest rookie season shocker: | alcohol |
| position: | scrum half |
| favorite rugby moment: | Finishing the game against Princeton in EPRU championships my sophomore fall. Everyone on that field had their best game up to that point, and we stunned the crowd by not letting the Jersey babes score in the second half |
| favorite post-game rugby moment: | Beth Vose getting the pointy end of a broom handle accidentally shoved up the crotch of her shorts when we were playing stick races against Shippensburg. She still managed to win it. |
| favorite alan-ism: | "I want four lines, three files." |
| favorite song lyric: | 747. . . biggest cockpit in town. |
| deep thoughts: | While we're on the subject of song lyrics, I just want to mention that I think "Where the streets have no name" is very inspirational. I think the beat is plenty fast (if you listen very carefully), and it has the word "run" in it. By the way, I'm with you Lex. |
| teammates' thoughts: | Meg: The cutest badass in the world. meghan is a split personality maniac who only expresses her true self on the rugby field. |